So I was at work yesterday (shocking I know) and this teenage girl came up to the desk with a wad of gum in her mouth "so the photocopier isn't working and I like *insert loud annoying chewing noises* need to print of some resumes and I like *insert loud annoying chewing noises* put over $4.00 into it and it's not releasing my jobs. Can you take a look at it?" So I asked her if she released her jobs and trying to be as professional as I can, so I go over and fix the photocopier. The girl continues to talk to her friend as if I am not there "I am like getting seriously pissed off *insert loud annoying chewing noises* my friend is asking me what is taking so long, and I said that we are printing off resumes. And she like asked why." At this point I can slowly feel my IQ slowly decling just being in the prescence of these morons so I am silently praying to the photocopier gods that this machine run faster. After a couple of more moments the photocopier begins to spit out the resumes and tell them that it is fixed and I got a loud chewing noise and what I thought was a "thanks". I don't know which was worse, all of the uncountable "like" in one sentence or the loud chewing of gum with her mouth wide open.. I'm sure that if I got at the right angle I could look right through her skull and see out the other side. Like OMG that would be soooo totally awesome!
*PACK*
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