I really don't have much to say on this post.. My brain has been behaving today which has been strange, but nice. I had my first teeth cleaning today and I am so sick of dentists and having my teeth looked at. But you gotta keep those things in check right? Stupid teeth. So thankfully nothing bad is going through my head, except how much I hate dentists, and how much I wanna be home. But because this blog post is so short I thought I should end it with a Dirty funny joke:
| The bride tells her husband | |
| The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped." Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him." After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!" The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again." Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence, OKAY! |
ROFLMAO!!!! AWESOME!!
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